We reserve the right to update or change these terms and conditions at any time without notification. Please check here if you need to know what our policies are. “We,” “ us,” and “our” (and other relevant pronouns we’ve forgotten to include) refer to Thus Spake (Thus Spake sells shirts on the website Tees For Your Head), and “you” and “your” refer to you, the user of this site.
Here’s how we know you accept and are subject to these terms and conditions: you remain on our website, and/or you order from us, and/or you sign up for our newsletter. So, thanks for accepting our terms and conditions! If you do not agree to these terms and conditions, please do not use this site.
We will change these terms from time to time, and you agree to be bound by the terms and conditions in place at the time of your order. Our only obligation is to update this page, not to provide any advance warning or notice of change. Don’t worry: we’re reasonable, you’re reasonable, and we all just want to wear t-shirts and have fun.
If a Thus Spake product is mistakenly listed at an incorrect price, we reserve the right to refuse or cancel any orders placed for products listed at the incorrect price, whether or not the order has been confirmed and your credit card charged. If your credit card has already been charged for the purchase and your order is canceled, we will issue a credit to your credit card account in the amount of the incorrect price.
Information collection and use
OrdersWe obviously need your name, address, and payment information to process an order from you. We will retain your personal information if you choose, but we will never retain your credit card number or any bank account information.
Our credit card processing is handled by a third party, and they must also have your personal information in order to process your payment. You can choose to retain a name and address profile on our website.
Newsletter or other marketing communicationWe will give you the option to receive email from us that is not related to ordering from our website. We encourage you to sign up for our newsletter because this is where we tell you the super secret discount codes!
We will retain your name and address (either online or physical address, depending on the communication in question) in order to communicate with you. If you opt out of this later, we will discard your name and address from our mailing list. Your account, if you choose to keep one on our site, will remain.
Information relating to children under the age of 13
See "Age-related and publicity issues" below.
CopyrightThus Spake retains full ownership of all copyrights of any and all designs on this website and designs that are under development, some of which may be viewed on other websites. You agree not to copy the words or images used in Thus Spake products, or violate the copyright in any way on Thus Spake products. United States copyright laws apply to all users of this website. If you cannot or choose not to comply with United States copyright laws and international conventions protecting copyright, you are not permitted to use this website.
Play fair or we’re taking the ball and going home. And we’ll tell your mom.
Your accountYou are responsible for keeping your passwords private and only allowing your account (your name, address, and other details) to be used with your permission.
International customersIf you aren’t a citizen of the United States, you agree to be bound by the rules and laws of the United States regarding your order with us. We also own the copyright to all of the verbiage and images on our site and most importantly, the product images and words.
You do not have permission to copy or sell our designs. Go make your own; it’s more fun!
Age-related and publicity issues
This site is not intended for children under 13, and we do not want to collect or share any of their personal information. There may occasionally be mature themes or remarks on tee shirts or shirt descriptions.
We do not share any information on any user, regardless of age, with other companies for the purposes of marketing. The only information we share is in order to process an order from you (the credit card processor and the host of our website will require access to data).
- We do not provide information about our users to others except through photos (with captions) of our lovely customers wearing our shirts or holding other Thus Spake products.
- If you provide a photo of yourself with a Thus Spake product, you are no longer protected by the non-celebrity’s right to privacy. If you do not feel it is safe to make your photo public on our website or another website such as Facebook, with or without a real name associated, please do not submit a photo to us.
- By submitting a photo, you agree that you are giving Thus Spake the photo, without compensation to you, and that it can be used in a newsletter, in advertising or publicity, or some other appropriate and reasonable place.
- By placing an order with Thus Spake, you represent that you are old enough and able to understand and participate in a legal contract. You send money, we send a t-shirt or a bag or a print—that’s a contract.
Use of siteHarassment in any manner or form on the site, including via email, chat, or by use of obscene or abusive language, is strictly forbidden. Impersonation of others, including a Thus Spake or other employee, host, or representative, as well as other members or visitors on the site is prohibited. You may not upload to, distribute, or otherwise publish through the site any content that is libelous, defamatory, obscene, threatening, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, illegal, or otherwise objectionable, which may constitute or encourage a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party or which may otherwise give rise to liability or violate any law.
You may not upload commercial content on the site or use the site to solicit others to join or become members of any other commercial online service or other organization.
Cookies and beacons
Using this websiteYou agree that you won’t hack our site or change it in any way, you won’t copy our words, you won’t use our website for profit or commercial use, and you won’t use our website to distribute or post any kind of malware, including Trojan horses, viruses, and destructive scripts. You agree that you are on this website for your own personal use. You agree that you will comply with these terms and conditions.
Breaking upWe can terminate your use of our website at any time, at our discretion.
Limitation of liability, disclaimer, and warrantyYou agree to use this website at your own risk. Thus spake and all its employees and owners assume no responsibility or liability for any damage, personal injury, errors, or omissions relating to this website and any transaction you have with Thus Spake. We assume no liability or responsibility for any damage to you caused by us or by any third party. We assume no liability or responsibility for any damage to you caused by a virus, Trojan horse, or any other malware transmitted to you by this website or by Thus Spake. We assume no liability or responsibility for any damage to you caused by information or photographs posted by any third party on the Thus Spake website.
No warranties, express or implied, are made as to the quality, appropriateness, or performance of any product sold by us. If any part of these terms and conditions are found to be invalid by the appropriate legal authorities, all other parts will remain in effect. You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Thus Spake from any claims or costs to you caused by the use of this website or a transaction with us, including an interaction with a third party related to a Thus Spake transaction. Please read the terms and conditions of use carefully before using this website.
NoticeThus Spake may deliver notice to you by means of email, a general notice on the site, or by other reliable method to the address you have provided to us.
MiscellaneousYour use of this site shall be governed in all respects by the laws of the state of California, U.S.A., without regard to choice of law provisions, and not by the 1980 U.N. Convention on contracts for the international sale of goods. You agree that jurisdiction over and venue in any legal proceeding directly or indirectly arising out of or relating to this site (including but not limited to the purchase of Thus Spake products) shall be in the state or federal courts located in Los Angeles County, California. Any cause of action or claim you may have with respect to the site (including but not limited to the purchase of Thus Spake products) must be commenced within one (1) year after the claim or cause of action arises. Thus Spake's failure to insist upon or enforce strict performance of any provision of these terms and conditions shall not be construed as a waiver of any provision or right. Neither the course of conduct between the parties nor trade practice shall act to modify any of these terms and conditions. Thus Spake may assign its rights and duties under this Agreement to any party at any time without notice to you.
Thus Spake does not and cannot review all communications and materials posted to or created by users accessing the site or associated sites such as its Facebook page, and is not in any manner responsible for the content of these communications and materials. You acknowledge that by our providing you with the ability to view and distribute user-generated content on the site(s), Thus Spake is merely acting as a passive conduit for such distribution and is not undertaking any obligation or liability relating to any contents or activities on the site(s). However, we reserve the right to block or remove communications or materials that we determine to be (a) abusive, defamatory, or obscene, (b) fraudulent, deceptive, or misleading, (c) in violation of a copyright, trademark or; other intellectual property right of another or (d) offensive or otherwise unacceptable to Thus Spake in its sole discretion.
Third-party linksThus Spake may link to sites operated by third parties if we think you'll find their content valuable or interesting. However, even if the third party is affiliated with Thus Spake, we have no control over these linked sites, all of which have separate privacy and data collection practices. These linked sites are only for your convenience and you access them at your own risk. Nonetheless, we seek to protect the integrity of its website and the links placed upon it and therefore requests any feedback on not only our own site, but for sites we link to as well (including if a specific link does not work).
We want you to love your Thus Spake tee, print, or shopping bag. We will accept your unworn, unwashed, clean tee-shirt or bag and like-new print for refund or exchange.
Please send your return within 15 days. Use the form at the bottom of your packing slip to let us know whether you’d like a different size, a different item altogether, or a refund. Shipping is not refundable.