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The men's relaxed fit t-shirts run small, so please order one size larger than your usual. The other styles run true to size.
We wish we could bring you samples, but we’re waiting for improvements to current teleportation technology.
Our most important sizing tip:
the men's relaxed fit shirts run small.
Generally, you will want to order one size larger than you usually wear if you order this style.
If you don't see the size you need, email us. We may be able to help you order off the menu.
even though these shirts are pre-shrunk, they'll shrink a bit in the wash
. Other physical quantities such as mass, charge, and spin should remain roughly the same.
Turn your shirts inside out and wash in cold water with mild detergent. Dry at a low or medium, not hot, setting.
The men's relaxed fit tee is a heavier cotton with a looser fit. They run small, so order one size larger than usual.
The men's trim fit tee is more fitted and a medium weight ring spun cotton. We print up to 4XL in this style!
The women's v-neck is a medium ring spun cotton with short sleeves.
Youth shirts are suitable for both boys and girls in a heavy ring spun cotton.
We recommend machine washing in cold water with the shirt inside out; tumble dry on low or medium. If you iron (wow!), we recommend turning the shirt inside out first.
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